For a long time I have tried to get funding for my new business. The banks won't help. Advice please?

My idea is to train as a deep sea diver and harvest fish farts to sell to the spirit level industryFor a long time I have tried to get funding for my new business. The banks won't help. Advice please?
Good luck to you. Do fish farts smell and are they noisy? These are the important questions.





If you are under 30 you qualify for 拢1000 grant for going self-employed. I tried to be a professional gambler and put my 拢1,000 on the 4.55 at Ascot on horse number 4. At 4.59 I went bust, but I enjoyed my 10 minutes as a professional gambler anyway.For a long time I have tried to get funding for my new business. The banks won't help. Advice please?
5 ways to get funding;





1- sleep more often (u got to have a dream)


2- come to yahoo answers everyday (seek advice worldwide)


3- treat everyone roughly (compete)


4- listen to jazz music (relax sometimes)


5- give me 10 points (lending o helping people).
send them a live shark
That's the best freaking joke I've read all day!


*read with a heavy dose of sarcasm*
oooookay...
ok that is a far fetched idea of a bussiness but you can go to www.govermentgrants.com apply for a grant and get it then u have the money you need to start ur bussiness.